Thursday, 28 May 2009

• Yesterday I attended this Zumba-thon dance-fitness event thing from 6pm - 11pm.  I didn't stay the whole time - I left around 9:30pm.  I Zumba'ed for about 2 and a half hours.  I couldn't believe the sweat!  What a work out and it was a great time.

  Funny - they had open bar.  Why would you have open bar at a fitness event?  When I walked in with my coffee, some of the ladies pressured me to ditch it and get some wine.  "It's OPEN BAR!"  Oh, okay...

  Kinda like the whole "free food" mentality.  If someone at your office brings in fresh baked goods and says "help youselves!"  If you are trying to mind your weight - you know that it's best to stay away - even if they are free.  Same thing with the open bar.  Just because it's free - doesn't mean that I have to drink it anyways.

  Besides:
  1) Who the hell in their right mind is going to drink and then workout for hours into the evening?
  2) I had an hour ride home after I left the event - and it's a ride in the dark.
  3) Wine and beer are just not "worth" it to me - this is what they serve at open bar events like this.

  When I got home I was exhausted.  I stuffed myself stupid (because I refused to eat the wings they served at the event) and then I went to sleep.  It was 11:15pm and I was out like a light.

  This morning I woke up early and cut up a whole fresh pineapple and cantalope to take to work.  I just took a container's worth and left the rest in big containers in the fridge for the both of us.  When he woke up he looked at my little fruit bucket and said "Oh...I want a fruit bucket".  Okay - I told him to go fetch himself a container and a lid and fill it himself.  Such a big baby - he couldn't handle that so I had to find it for him. 

  Then he starts taking my fruit bucket that I made for myself and putting piece of my fruit in his oatmeal.  That fuc'ing fag!  I said "HAY!  WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?"  He said "Oh - I thought that was my fruit bucket."  What a cock-knocker.  I just told you to fill your own.

  Why are men such big babies?  Seriously helpless and lazy.  He thought he was being slick and I would let it slide "oh that's okay honey - you can keep my fruit bucket - I'll just make myself another one"  NO FUC'ING WAY!  I grabbed my bucket of fruit away from him and slammed down his empty container for himself to fill.

  I am really irritated today.  I'm so glad that I don't have to teach near my mother.  She annoys me too.  All these mo fo's at work are getting under my skin.  Perhaps it's the cloudy rainy day.  That's it - I'm going to smoke a fuc'ing cig to calm myself down.  Cock-knockers.

  At least I teach spinning tonight - I haven't taught spinning sense Sunday and I really miss it.  This is going to be such a relief for me...

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